i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

he cannot be stopped
i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

he cannot be stopped
Jelly Mario allows injects lots of wonderfully wobbly jelly physics into the classic Super Mario Bros game!
Hey can I get a uuuhhhhhh boneless retro platformer?
HEY GUYS. Don’t know if you saw this on twitter, but SPRANKLE’S BACK!!
@odric-master-swagtician @dasebeleren @bace-jeleren @hazoret
OH
Yeah!

Well that’s dumb.
Hey @rhonas-indomitable you uhh, how you doing there buddy? You’re looking a little uhhh… emaciated?
Its all good i just need a smoothie
Oh to be one of those lights you sometimes see floating in the desert - you know the ones.
My favourite type of villain is the one whose leitmotif is just a bass drop.
@mentallia replied:
Seinfeld
That would be a bass sting, not a bass drop. =P
Though now that you mention it, a villain whose leitmotif is a Seinfeld style bass sting would also be very good.
Concept:
One or more characters are aware of the musical queues of the show and actively comment on them from time to time. Occasionally one will begin but they just aren’t feeling like that today, so they do something incongruous with it.
Character thesaurus includes: Bumblebee (Transformers)
02/2019 - by Kamila Szutenberg
“Do not rest, wanderer.
There are yet more sights to see,
And you know you will be enchained
If you dare to stop.”
You are alive and have witnessed the first blackhole to ever be seen in human history.
